Accentuaute The Positives - Medicate The Negatives.

I Have A Couple Freeloader Friends, But It's Okay. I Know They're Gonna Come In With Their Arms Flying In The Air Empty-handed.

I Love Theatrical Props: A Cup Filled With Solid Fake Tea, Say, Or A Collection Of Fake Food, Including A Rubber Turkey, Which, During The Holidays, I Wrap In Tinfoil So It Appears To Have Just Come Out Of The Oven.

I Failed First Grade, Which Is My Biggest Problem. You Always Feel Like A Failure, Like You're Stupid.

I Love Costumes. My Dream Growing Up Was Always To Have My Own Costume And Prop Shop.

I Like To Entertain In All Aspects. When You're With Somebody And You're Out, You Want To Be Entertained.