I Did Shoplift But I Didn't Get

I Have No Desire To Carry A Movie.

I'd Rather Have A Part Where You Walk Into A Room And You Leave. That's Perfect For Me.

When I Meet A New Person, Something Has To Be A Little Off For Me To Consider Them Beautiful. It Could Be Crooked Teeth, Or Veins In Their Skin That Are A Little Too Visible, Or A Really Dramatic Lazy Eye. The First Guy I Ever Kissed Had A Water Head.

I'd Just Much Rather See An Ugly Person Take The Trash Out Than See Somebody Really Pretty Taking The Trash Out.

On The Off Chance That You Have Children, Don't Clean Up At All. As Children, My Brother And Sister And I Loved Waking Up Early And Playing Cocktail Party With The Leftover Debris