An Author's First Duty Is To Let

I Have Never Seen A Situation So Dismal That A Policeman Couldn't Make It Worse.

There's No One, No One, Loves You Like Yourself.

Critics Are Like Eunuchs; They Can Tell You What To Do, But They Can't Do It Themselves!

God Forgive Us-but Most Of Us Grew Up To Be The Sort Of Men Our Mothers Warned Us Against.

I Cannot Imagine Any Crime Worse Than Taking A Life, Can You? -it'd Depend Whose Life.