An Author's First Duty Is To Let

A Pedestrian Ought To Be Legally Allowed To Toss At Least One Hand Grenade At A Motorist Every Day.

I Only Take A Drink On Two Occasions - When I'm Thirsty And When I'm Not.

To Get Enough To Eat Was Regarded As An Achievement. To Get Drunk Was A Victory.

If You Accept Your Limitations You Go Beyond Them.

When I'm Talking To People I Like To Stop And Quote Myself. My Quotes Have A Way Of Spicing Up Conversation.