Ah, Bless You, Sister, May All Your

There Is No Human Situation So Miserable That It Cannot Be Made Worse By The Presence Of A Policeman.

Failure At A Task May Be The Result Of Having Tackled It At The Wrong Time.

There Is No Such Thing As Bad Publicity Except Your Own Obituary.

No Man Can Discover His Own Talents.

It's Not That The Irish Are Cynical. It's Rather That They Have A Wonderful Lack Of Respect For Everything And Everybody.