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Prostitutes, More Than Any Other Profession, Help Keep American Marriages Together.

I Only Take A Drink On Two Occasions - When I'm Thirsty And When I'm Not.

I Was Court-martialled In My Absence, And Sentenced To Death In My Absence, So I Said They Could Shoot Me In My Absence.

If It Was Raining Soup, The Irish Would Go Out With Forks.

The Sun Was In Mind To Come Out But Having A Look At The Weather It Was In Lost Heart And Went Back Again.