One Drink Is To Many For Me

I Only Take A Drink On Two Occasions - When I'm Thirsty And When I'm Not.

I Ruined My Health Drinking To Other People's.

I Think Weddings Are Sadder Than Funerals, Because They Remind You Of Your Own Wedding. You Can't Be Reminded Of Your Own Funeral Because It Hasn't Happened. But Weddings Always Make Me Cry.

The Terrorist Is The One With The Small Bomb.

Pound Notes Are The Best Religion In The World.