I Have Flabby Thighs, But Fortunately My

That Baby Is So Ugly... I've Never Seen A Six-month-old So Desperately In Need Of A Wax.

Never Buy A Fur From A Vegetarian.

Tom Cruise And Katie Holmes Had The Baby. He Was There For The Birth. It Would've Been Nice If He Was There For The Conception.

Here's A Thanksgiving Tip. Generally, Your Turkey Is Not Cooked Enough If It Passes You The Cranberry Sauce.

Tonight I'll Be Interviewing Ken Watanabe, Keisha Castle Hughes, Benecio Del Toro And Djimon Honsou - And Yes, Those Are Actors, Not Caterers.