Laughter Survives... It Has To Survive.

I'd Love To Have Michael Jackson [in My Show] Because He's Black And White. So He Would Appeal To A Universal Demographic.

I'd Shake His Hand, But I Think That's What's Holding Up His Pants.

If The Worst Thing That Can Happen Is That Nobody Laughs, Then I Can Deal With That, Because The Worst Thing That Can Happen At The Factory Is That I Could Lose A Limb Or Be Crushed By A Huge Machine.

If You Make Waffles, Throw Out The First One.

It's A Great Day In America When White People, Black People And Latinos Can All Come Together And Pick On Another Minority.