I Spend A Lot Of Time Alone

It's Good To See People Not Smoking. You Get Dressed Up, And You Smoke, And It Gets In Your Clothes. You Go, 'what Should I Wear Tonight?' 'i Don't Know, Honey, How About Something Menthol?'

I'm Not Afraid To Take On Somebody Or Say Something That Somebody Will Find Offensive Because Unfortunately In Comedy, You Can't Say Anything Really Good Without Offending Somebody.

You Know How Mexican Restaurants Always Have "border" In The Name: Border Grill, Border Cafe. You Wouldn't Do That To Black People: Kunta's Kitchen Or Shackles. They Don't Do It To White People. You Don't See The Honkey Grill, The Cracker Barrel... Oh, Nevermind.

I Had A Very Difficult Childhood. I Was Surrounded By People Who Had Both Parents, Which Made Me Feel Different. Having A Bit Of A Rougher Existence Early On, It Made Me Appreciate The Work Ethic That My Grandparents Instilled In Me.

No Particular Race Is The Enemy. Ignorance Is The Enemy.