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To Sleep Around Is Absolutely Wrong For A Woman; It's Degrading And It Completely Ruins Her Personality. Sooner Or Later It Will Destroy All That Is Feminine And Beautiful And Idealistic In Her.

The Right Diet Directs Sexual Energy Into The Parts That Matter.

After Forty A Woman Has To Choose Between Losing Her Figure Or Her Face. My Advice Is To Keep Your Face, And Stay Sitting Down.

France Is The Only Place Where You Can Make Love In The Afternoon Without People Hammering On Your Door.

A Historical Romance Is The Only Kind Of Book Where Chastity Really Counts.