I Have Always Felt Cookbooks Were Fiction

I Have Just Come Up With A Wonderful Solution To End All Wars. Let Me Give Directions On How To Get There.

It Is Not Until You Become A Mother That Your Judgment Slowly Turns To Compassion And Understanding.

Never Lend Your Car To Anyone To Whom You Have Given Birth.

I Worry About Scientists Discovering That Lettuce Has Been Fattening All Along.

Babies Should Enjoy The Freedom To Vocalize Whether It Be In Church, A Public Meeting Place, During A Movie, Or After Hours When The Lights Are Out. They Have Not Yet Learned That Joy And Laughter Have To Last A Lifetime And Must Be Conserved.