There Would Have Been More 'i Love

I Will Buy Any Creme, Cosmetic, Or Elixir From A Woman With A European Accent.

To My Way Of Thinking, The American Family Started To Decline When Parents Began To Communicate With Their Children.

I Convinced Him His Luggage Had Gone To That Big Bermuda Triangle In The Sky.

I Learned The Importance Of A Man's Chair Early In Life. I Learned That He May Love Several Wives, Embrace Several Cars, Be True To More Than One Political Philosophy, And Be Equally Committed To Several Careers, But He Will Have Only One Comfortable Chair In His Life. I Learned It Will Be An Ugly Chair. It Will Match Nothing In The Entire House. It Will Never Wear Out.

One Son Appears In Stereo - A Transistor In One Ear And The Phone In The Other.