I Have Always Been Very Fond Of

There's Always Something Fishy About The French.

For Gin, In Cruel Sober Truth, Supplies The Fuel For Flaming Youth.

Mad Dogs And Englishmen Go Out In The Mid-day Sun; The Japanese Don't Care To, The Chinese Wouldn't Dare To; Hindus And Argentines Sleep Firmly From Twelve To One, But Englishmen Detest A Siesta.

You Will Know You're Old When You Cease To Be Amazed.

It's Like This, Dear Boy, The One In Front Is Blind And The Kind One Behind Is Pushing Him.