Why Do I Drink Champagne For Breakfast?

At Twelve Noon, The Natives Swoon And No Further Work Is Donebut Mad Dogs And Englishmen, Go Out In The Midday Sun.

I Also Avoid Green Vegetables. They're Grossly Overrated.

Comedies Of Manners Swiftly Become Obsolete When There Are No Longer Any Manners.

Squash - That's Not Exercise, It's Flagellation.

How Foolish To Think That One Can Ever Slam The Door In The Face Of Age. Much Wiser To Be Polite And Gracious And Ask Him To Lunch In Advance.