Why Do I Drink Champagne For Breakfast?

Goodnight, My Darlings, I'll See You Tomorrow.

Mona Lisa Looks As If She Has Just Been Sick, Or Is About To Be.

My Philosophy Is As Simple As Ever - Smoking, Drinking, Moderate Sexual Intercourse On A Diminishing Scale, Reading And Writing (not Arithmetic). I Have A Selfish Absorption In The Well-being And Achievement Of Noel Coward.

I Have Always Been Very Fond Of Them (drama Critics) . . . I Think It Is So Frightfully Clever Of Them To Go Night After Night To The Theatre And Know So Little About It.

Wit Is Like Caviar - It Should Be Served In Small Portions And Not Spread About Like Marmalade.