Why Do I Drink Champagne For Breakfast?

Never Mind, Dear, We're All Made The Same, Though Some More Than Others.

If You Must Have Motivation, Think Of Your Paycheck On Friday.

I Have Always Been Very Fond Of Them (drama Critics) . . . I Think It Is So Frightfully Clever Of Them To Go Night After Night To The Theatre And Know So Little About It.

Let's Drink To The Spirit Of Gallantry And Courage That Made A Strange Heaven Out Of Unbelievable Hell, And Let's Drink To The Hope That One Day This Country Of Ours, Which We Love So Much, Will Find Dignity And Greatness And Peace Again.

To Take A Gloomy View Of Life Is Not Part Of My Philosophy; To Laugh At The Idiocies Of My Fellow Creatures Is. However, At This Particular Moment I Cannot Find So Much To Laugh At As I Would Like.