Why Do I Drink Champagne For Breakfast?

There's Always Something Fishy About The French.

In The First Act, You Get The Audience's Attention - Once You Have It, They Will Repay You In The Second. Play Through The Laughs If You Have To. It Will Only Make The Audience Believe There Are So Many Of Them That They Missed A Few.

People Are Wrong When They Say Opera Is Not What It Used To Be. It Is What It Used To Be. That Is What's Wrong With It.

Squash - That's Not Exercise, It's Flagellation.

Passion In A Dromedary Doesn't Go So Deep; A Camel When It's Mating Never Sobs Itself To Sleep.