I Have A Well-documented History Of Trouble

Chandler's The Guy Everybody Thinks Will Do Well With Women, But He Thinks Too Much And Says The Wrong Thing.

I Play A Guy Who Is 40. And I Am A Very Good Actor, Because I'm 41.

I Went To A High School That Didn't Have Many People In It. There Were, Like, 60 People In My Senior Class. There Was A Group Of Cool Kids And A Group Of Really Dorky Kids, And I Was Probably The Coolest Of The Really Dorky Kids.

When People Try To Take [smoking] Away From Me I Say, 'hey, I Stopped Everything Else.' But, I Have To Battle That One, Too.

I Used To Believe In A "ms. Right", But Now I Know There Is Like 4 Million "ms. Rights" And It Is Just A Matter Of Which One You Meet First.