I Became A Big Kings Fan, And

I Have What I Like To Call A 'chinneck.' My Chin Just Flows Rather Easily Into My Neck.

I Would Like You All To Give Me A Round Of Applause As I Have Not Crashed My Car In Over 15 Months.

The Key To Sitcom Success Is Miserable People. If You See A Happy Couple, It's Just Gone, Like When Sam And Diane Got Together On Cheers.

I Learned To Fall Down Early In Life - I Was Like Six - Because I Realized It Was A Way To Make Girls Laugh.

I Was A Very Good Tennis Player In Ottawa, Canada - Nationally Ranked When I Was, Like, 13. Then I Moved To Los Angeles When I Was 15, And Everyone In L.a. Just Killed Me. I Was Pretty Great In Canada. Not So Much In Los Angeles.