I Am Fine With The Fact That

I've Just Found Out There Are Pages On The Internet Dedicated To Whether I'm Gay Or Not.

I Have Never Really Lived With Anyone In My Adult Years. I Just Read My Sports Ticker. And 50 Shades Of Grey.

I Play A Guy Who Is 40. And I Am A Very Good Actor, Because I'm 41.

I'm Glad That Life Isn't Like A Christmas Song, Because If My Friends And I Were Building A Snowman And It Suddenly Came Alive When We Put A Hat On It, I'd Probably Freak And Stab It To Death With An Icicle.

I Was Like: I'm Going To Ask Her [julia Roberts] Out But I'm Going To Be Very Nervous About It. Then She Said Yes, I Got Even More Nervous.