I Am Fine With The Fact That

The Thing Is, If I Don't Have Sobriety, I Don't Have Anything.

Vicodin, I Got Addicted To That Little Pill. The Reason I Dont Talk About It Too Much In The Press Is Because It Isnt Funny, And I Love To Be Funny In Interviews. If You Joke About That Period In Your Life, It Doesnt Seem Right.

I Learned A Valuable Lesson Doing 'mr. Sunshine,' Which Is That I Didn't Want To Be In Charge Because It's Too Much. Being In Charge And Acting In Every Scene Was Just Too Difficult. It's Like Eating Dinner In A Moving Golf Cart Every Night.

I Know Chandler Is Similar To Me. But If You Watched My Life For A Week, There Would Be Many More Boring Parts.

I'm Glad That Life Isn't Like A Christmas Song, Because If My Friends And I Were Building A Snowman And It Suddenly Came Alive When We Put A Hat On It, I'd Probably Freak And Stab It To Death With An Icicle.