I Have A Very Happy Marriage And

There Is No Way In My Right Mind I Would Contemplate Running 26 Miles-plus Unless It Involved A Chase With Pamela Anderson.

They Put Up This Bloke's Picture On Crimewatch Uk With A Phone Number And Said 'have You Seen This Man?' Well My Auntie Rang Them Up And Said 'no'.

I Have A Very Happy Marriage And Friends Who Keep My Feet On The Ground. But Looking For Satisfaction In Life Is Difficult. Maybe Being Happy Is As Simple As Not Being Unhappy.

Happiness To Me Is Simply Not Being Unhappy.

I Am Cursed With A Right Leg That Arouses The Desire Of Any Male Dog That Happens To Be Passing. I Used To Think That This Only Happened To Me But I've Discovered That Many People Have The Same Problem. They Have A Femme Fatale Limb.