I've Always Been Sensible With My Money.

I Have That Working Class Fear Of Having Nothing. I've Always Got One Eye On What's In The Bank.

Ringo Isn't The Best Drummer In The World. He Isn't Even The Best Drummer In The Beatles

Happiness To Me Is Simply Not Being Unhappy.

There Is No Way In My Right Mind I Would Contemplate Running 26 Miles-plus Unless It Involved A Chase With Pamela Anderson.

They Put Up This Bloke's Picture On Crimewatch Uk With A Phone Number And Said 'have You Seen This Man?' Well My Auntie Rang Them Up And Said 'no'.