I Have To Confess Here That I

I Am Cursed With A Right Leg That Arouses The Desire Of Any Male Dog That Happens To Be Passing. I Used To Think That This Only Happened To Me But I've Discovered That Many People Have The Same Problem. They Have A Femme Fatale Limb.

I Am Amazed At Radio Dj's Today. I Am Firmly Convinced That Am On My Radio Stands For Absolute Moron. I Will Not Begin To Tell You What Fm Stands For.

Having Signed A Few Autographs In My Time, I Always Wonder What The Heck People Do With Them.

I Have That Working Class Fear Of Having Nothing. I've Always Got One Eye On What's In The Bank.

They Put Up This Bloke's Picture On Crimewatch Uk With A Phone Number And Said 'have You Seen This Man?' Well My Auntie Rang Them Up And Said 'no'.