There Is No Way In My Right

I Have To Confess Here That I Am A Useless Cook.

Ringo Isn't The Best Drummer In The World. He Isn't Even The Best Drummer In The Beatles

I Am Amazed At Radio Dj's Today. I Am Firmly Convinced That Am On My Radio Stands For Absolute Moron. I Will Not Begin To Tell You What Fm Stands For.

Laughter Is The Best Medicine - Unless You're Diabetic, Then Insulin Comes Pretty High On The List.

I Am Cursed With A Right Leg That Arouses The Desire Of Any Male Dog That Happens To Be Passing. I Used To Think That This Only Happened To Me But I've Discovered That Many People Have The Same Problem. They Have A Femme Fatale Limb.