I Have A Pacemaker In, But It

My Wife Said To Me: 'if You Won The Lottery, Would You Still Love Me?' I Said: 'of Course I Would. I'd Miss You, But I'd Still Love You.'

There Was An Irish Space Program To Go To The Sun. They Went At Night So They Didn't Get Burnt.

I Was In A Panto Last Year, Aladdin And The Wonderful Lamp. I Played The Wick. I Got The Sack Because I Was Too Well-oiled Every Night.

I Gave My Wife A Kiss This Morning. She Jumped Out Of Bed And Did A Lap Of Honour.

An Irishman's Wife Gave Birth To Twins. Her Husband Wanted To Know Who The Other Man Was.