Two Is Company; Three Is Fifty Bucks.

I Hate Thin People; 'oh, Does The Tampon Make Me Look Fat?'

There's Always An Adjective Before My Name, And It's Never A Nice One.

I Was Not An Attractive Child.

Here's A Thanksgiving Tip. Generally, Your Turkey Is Not Cooked Enough If It Passes You The Cranberry Sauce.

Anger Is A Symptom, A Way Of Cloaking And Expressing Feelings Too Awful To Experience Directly - Hurt, Bitterness, Grief And, Most Of All, Fear.