Two Is Company; Three Is Fifty Bucks.

My Sex Life Has Gone From Bad To Pathetic. My G Spot Stands For Godforsaken.

I've Learned To Have Absolutely No Regrets About Any Jokes I've Ever Done.

Here's A Thanksgiving Tip. Generally, Your Turkey Is Not Cooked Enough If It Passes You The Cranberry Sauce.

Anyone That Says Looks Don't Count Is Lying.

I Was Not An Attractive Child. When I Didn't Use My Girl Scouts Uniform As A Uniform, I Used It As A Tent.