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To Remove All Credibility From What You're Saying Try Wearing Sunglasses On Your Forehead.

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To Remove All Credibility From What You're

Demetri Martin

To Remove All Credibility From What You're Saying Try Wearing Sunglasses On Your Forehead.

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