If You Want To Feel Less Sexy

Love Is, And I Hope It Never Isn't.

A Power Nap, Is When You Sleep On Someone Who's Weaker Than You

When I Look Up At The Clouds I See So Many Animals, Mostly Sheep Who Have Lost Their Limbs And Heads.

When A Couch Potato Is Sliced Up And Then Deep Fried That Is Couch French Fries.

The Problem With My Balloon Collection Is That People Always Think There's A Party. Settle Down. It's Not A Party. It's Just Balloons.