If You Want To Feel Less Sexy

I Like People, For A Little While.

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It's Very Easy To Go Through Your Whole Life And Never Really Get Anything Done Or Have Any Real Meaningful Interactions Or Relationships. All Of A Sudden You're Dead, And I'm Going To Say That's Got To Be A Letdown.

If I Could Control The Behavior Of Fat Guys I Would Make Them Ride Mopeds More Often.

I Started Being A Comedy Fan When I Was, I'm Going To Guess, Like 5 Or 6 Years Old.