I Have A Couple Of 'doing Caps'

Once You Become A Comedian, You Accept That People Are Just Going To Yell Stuff At You.

It's Much More Fun To Share And Laugh At The Bad Times And The Frustrations. I Find You Get A Much Deeper Connection With The Audience That Way.

When I Bet On Horses, I Never Lose. Why? I Bet On All The Horses.

You Can't Say Your Favorite Kind Of Cake Is Birthday Cake, That's Like Saying Your Favorite Kind Of Cereal Is Breakfast Cereal.

I Prefer Being Totally Sober Myself.