I Have A Couple Of 'doing Caps'

So Many Gay Jokes Tonight About (james) Franco. Apparently If You're Clean, Well Dressed And Mildly Cultured, You're Super Gay Now. Is That Why The Rest Of You Guys Are So Aggressively Fat And Dirty? You Think If You Read One Book And Take A Shower, Dicks Are Going To Just Fly Into Your Face.

For The Majority Of The Time, I May As Well Have Been Just A Really Tan White Kid. You Know, I May As Well Have Just Been, Like, A Fat Kid.

A Lot Of People My Age Think Stand Up Sucks.

I've Never Done Online Dating.

Most People Would Say 'the Deets', But I Say 'the Tails'. Just Another Example Of Innovation.