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I Love Hiking In The Hills Not Far From My House. I'm Invested In My Hikes. Sometimes Kids Go Up There And Spray-paint Over The Signs; I've Found A Biodegradable Paint Cleaner, And I'll Scrub The Signs So They're Nice And Clean.

When You Slick Back Your Hair, You Get A Really Good Idea Of Just How Melon-like Your Head Actually Is.

My Brother Used To Say That When You Deal With Women, It's Difficult To Remove Emotions From An Argument. I Never Really Knew What He Meant. Then I Read An Article That Said When It Comes To Emotion And Logic, Men's And Women's Brains Are Different - My Brother Was Right! Women Are Very Mysterious, But That's Part Of Their Joy.

I Don't Spend A Lot Of Time Online. My Mother's Really Good At Picking Out If She Sees A Really Great Review, And She'll Forward It To Me. She's Like My Little Internet Filter. It's Always Nice To See Something Going Up; If I Want To Find Something On Nathan Fillion, I Do Know Where To Look, But I've Got A Nice Little Delivery System In My Mom.

I Had An Indiana Jones Fedora That I Loved. I Don't Know What Happened To It. I Don't Know Where It Went. Wish I Had It Back. Whoever's Got It, You Suck.