Somebody Once Said That You Can Never

I Have A Lightsaber At My Front Door For Home Protection. I Have An 800-watt Electric Skateboard That I Use To Run Errands In My Neighborhood. It Can Go About Six, Seven Miles, So Depending On How Much Time I Have, And How Much I Have To Carry Home, I'll Take It Really Far. I Love That Thing.

I Enjoy The Art, And I Enjoy Drawing. I Think My Printing To This Day Looks Like The Printing Right Out Of A Comic Book.

It's Hard To Shake A Stick At Success.

The Secret To Comedy Is Not Playing The Comedy, But Actually Playing The Situation, Playing The Drama Of It.

I Had An Indiana Jones Fedora That I Loved. I Don't Know What Happened To It. I Don't Know Where It Went. Wish I Had It Back. Whoever's Got It, You Suck.