I Have A Brother Who Gives Socks

The Atheists Traditionally Hold Their Conventions From Good Friday To Easter Sunday During The Hours Christ Spent In The Grave.

I Have A Brother Who Gives Socks For Christmas. He Gives Socks. Every Year, I Get A Pair Of Socks From Him.

I’ve Killed Myself So Many Times, I Don’t Even Exist Anymore.

Movie Acting Suits Me Because I Only Need To Be Good For Ninety Seconds At A Time.

I Don't Answer Fan Mail. I Don't Have Time For That. It's Like Hundreds Of Thousands Of People Who Think They're Going To Become Millionaires Getting Autographs From Movie Actors. I Don't Have Time For Those Idiots. I've Got Stuff To Do.