I Have A Brother Who Gives Socks

You Know How Funerals Are Not For The Dead, They’re For The Living? Bachelor Parties Are Not For The Groom, They’re For The Uncommitted.

The More Relaxed You Are, The Better You Are At Everything: The Better You Are With Your Loved Ones, The Better You Are With Your Enemies, The Better You Are At Your Job, The Better You Are With Yourself.

The Government Can Destroy Wealth But It Cannot Create Wealth, Which Is The Product Of Labor And Management Working With Creation.

I've Never Made Any Horrible, Horrible Movies. If You Don't Ruin Your Reputation, You Can Always Get Work.

You Work, You Get Paid, You Drink.