I Have A Brother Who Gives Socks

There Are A Lot Of Actors That Are More Talented Than Me At Second City Who Quit It Before They Even Got To A Paying Status. Weird Luck. I Had No Other Option.

I Act Like A Jerk Sometimes.

I Kinda Like This Jay-z Thing, Where He’s Retired, But He Keeps Doing Shows. I Think I Beat Him To That. If You Say You’re Retired, People Don’t Bother You So Much, And Then If You Want To Do Something, You Can Do It.

I've Never Made Any Horrible, Horrible Movies. If You Don't Ruin Your Reputation, You Can Always Get Work.

Don't Think About Your Errors Or Failures; Otherwise, You'll Never Do A Thing.