You Work, You Get Paid, You Drink.

Different Vodkas Have Different Effects. Some Make You Feel A Little... Poly-lingual. Some Make You Feel Like You Want To Talk Back To Someone Who's Giving You A Hard Time. Some Make You Feel Like Lifting Kettle Bells.

If People Really Want To Find You, They Find You.

I Will Be In Orlando During The Atheist Convention To Do My Best To Counter The Assaults Upon Christ Of The Atheists. I Also Plan On Running A Large Newspaper Ad In The Orlando Sentinel Addressed To The Atheists And Warning The Orlando Area Of The Atheists' Vile Plans For Their Children.

I Improvise Whenever I Feel It's Important, Or Whenever I Think That Something's There. It's Nice To Have A Script That's So Well-written That I Don't Have To Improvise. I Mean, I Used To Have To Re-write Whole Movies; This Is Kind Of Nice.

To People Who Want To Be Rich And Famous, I'd Say, "get Rich First And See If That Doesn't Cover It."