You Work, You Get Paid, You Drink.

I Always Want To Say To People Who Want To Be Rich And Famous: 'try Being Rich First'. See If That Doesn't Cover Most Of It. There's Not Much Downside To Being Rich, Other Than Paying Taxes And Having Your Relatives Ask You For Money. But When You Become Famous, You End Up With A 24-hour Job.

Chicks Dig Me Because I Rarely Wear Underwear, And When I Do, It's Usually Something Unusual.

I Don't Know What My Fans Are Going To Think. It's Definitely Not What They're Used To From Me.

The Only Good Thing About Fame That I've Gotten Is I've Gotten Out Of A Couple Of Speeding Tickets. I've Gotten Into A Restaurant When I Didn't Have A Suit And Tie On. That's Really About It.

There's Only A Couple Times When Fame Is Ever Helpful. Sometimes You Can Get Into A Restaurant Where The Kitchen Is Just Closing. Sometimes You Can Avoid A Traffic Violation. But The Only Time It Really Matters Is In The Emergency Room With Your Kids. That's When You Want To Be Noticed, Because It's Very Easy To Get Forgotten In An Er.