The Government Can Destroy Wealth But It

You Know...they Say An Elephant Never Forgets. What They Don't Tell You Is, You Never Forget An Elephant.

I Have A Brother Who Gives Socks For Christmas. He Gives Socks. Every Year, I Get A Pair Of Socks From Him.

If Google Doesn't Know The Answer, Then It's Not A Question

There's Only A Couple Times When Fame Is Ever Helpful. Sometimes You Can Get Into A Restaurant Where The Kitchen Is Just Closing. Sometimes You Can Avoid A Traffic Violation. But The Only Time It Really Matters Is In The Emergency Room With Your Kids. That's When You Want To Be Noticed, Because It's Very Easy To Get Forgotten In An Er.

I Don't Answer Fan Mail. I Don't Have Time For That. It's Like Hundreds Of Thousands Of People Who Think They're Going To Become Millionaires Getting Autographs From Movie Actors. I Don't Have Time For Those Idiots. I've Got Stuff To Do.