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Yeah, I Read History. But It Doesn't Make You Nice. Hitler Read History, Too.

Here's A Thanksgiving Tip. Generally, Your Turkey Is Not Cooked Enough If It Passes You The Cranberry Sauce.

In Every Human Endeavor, Persistence Is Everything.

I Have A Million Dollar Figure ... But It's All Loose Change.

My Face Has Been Tucked In More Times Than A Bedsheet At The Holiday Inn.