I Hate Thin People; 'oh, Does The

I'll Lie Still For A Lot Of Things - But Sex Isn't One Of Them.

Comediennes Are The Lucky Ones, Because If You're Funny, You Can Be 125 Years Old And They Will Still Accept You.

I Think Any Celebrity That Adopts A Child From A Third World Country Is A Fool.

When You Can Laugh At Yourself No One Can Ever Make A Fool Of You.

I Was Not An Attractive Child. When I Didn't Use My Girl Scouts Uniform As A Uniform, I Used It As A Tent.