I Wear The Midi Because I Feel

You Don’t Marry For Love. What Does Love Got To Do With Marriage? I Spit On Love And Marriage. You Marry For Money.

I Was The Last Girl In Larchmont, Ny To Get Married. My Mother Had A Sign Up: "last Girl Before Freeway."

I Am Furious About Everything.

Comedy - And I Say This With Humility - Comedy Needs Me.

Never Admit That Your Back Goes Out More Than You Do