I Hate The Word 'sneering', I Can't

The Idea Of A Tax On The Ownership Of A Television Belongs In The 1950s. Why Not Tax People For Owning A Washing Machine To Fund The Manufacture Of Persil?

I Got Fed Up Of Listening To Bollocks

The English Approach To Ideas Is Not To Kill Them, But To Let Them Die Of Neglect.

I Find It Odd That People Take Me Seriously.

It Would Be Unforgivable To Use The Role I Have, Such As It Is, To Inflict My Incoherent, Half-baked View Of The World On People. That Would Be Illegitimate And Unacceptable And I Should Be Fired.