I Got Fed Up Of Listening To

I Have Neither The Learning Nor The Experience To Know Whether The Doomsayers Are Right About The Human Causes Of Climate Change. But I Am Willing To Acknowledge That People Who Know A Lot More Than I Do May Be Right When They Claim That It Is The Consequence Of Our Own Behaviour. I Assume That This Is Why The Bbc's Coverage Of The Issue Abandoned The Pretence Of Impartiality Long Ago.

The Early Bird May Get The Worm, But Its The Second Mouse That Gets The Cheese.

[cycling] Is Easily The Quickest Way Around Central London, Faster Than Bus, Tube Or Taxi. You Can Predict Precisely How Long Every Journey Will Take, Regardless Of Traffic Jams, Tube Strikes Or Leaves On The Line. It Provides Excellent Exercise. It Does Not Pollute The Atmosphere. It Does Not Clog Up The Streets.

I've Spent My Whole Life Being Told I Have A Face Like A Horse. You Are Just What You Are, Aren't You?

I Have Not A Clue Why They Sent It To Me. As Far As I Know I Have Not Got A Reputation As A Receiver Of Stolen Goods.