Men Don't Mature. Marry A Younger One.

I Had The Most Boring Office Job In The World...i Used To Clean The Windows On Envelopes.

Marriages Don't Last. When I Meet A Guy, The First Question I Ask Myself Is: Is This The Man I Want My Children To Spend Their Weekends With?

Life Is Tough Enough Without Having Someone Kick You From The Inside.

I Love To Shop After A Bad Relationship. I Don't Know. I Buy A New Outfit And It Makes Me Feel Better. It Just Does. Sometimes I See A Really Great Outfit, I'll Break Up With Someone On Purpose.

I Don't Like When There's Too Much Conversation Because I'm Shy And It Makes Me Uncomfortable.