Men Don't Mature. Marry A Younger One.

Nobody Is Really Happy With What's On Their Head. People With Straight Hair Want Curly, People With Curly Want Straight, And Bald People Want Everyone To Be Blind.

Be Careful Of Men Who Are Bald And Rich; The Arrogance Of "rich" Usually Cancels Out The Nice Of "bald".

The Way A Man Looks At Himself In A Mirror Will Tell You If He Can Ever Care About Anyone Else.

My New Dress. Do You Like It? It's From My Favorite Designer, On Sale.

To Attract Men, I Wear A Perfume Called 'new Car Interior.'