Men Don't Mature. Marry A Younger One.

Eye Contact Is A Method Utilised By A Single Woman To Communicate To A Man That She Is Interested In Him. Many Women Find It Difficult To Look A Man Directly In The Eyes, Not Because Of Shyness, But Because A Woman's Eyes Are Not Located In Her Chest.

You Know It's Love When You Want To Keep Holding Hands Even After You're Sweaty.

Men In High Levels Of Government Seldom Surf.

The Word 'aerobics' Came About When The Gym Instructors Got Together And Said: If We're Going To Charge $10 An Hour, We Can't Call It Jumping Up And Down.

When I Was A Kid, I Had Two Friends, And They Were Imaginary And They Would Only Play With Each Other.