I Guess There Is Nothing That Will

I Know Worrying Works, Because None Of The Stuff I Worried About Ever Happened.

The American People Are A Very Generous People And Will Forgive Almost Any Weakness, With The Possible, Exception Of Stupidity.

The More Ignorant You Are, The Quicker You Fight.

So Here We Are In A Country With More Wheat And Corn And More Money In The Bank, More Cotton, More Everything In The World-there's Not A Product That You Can Name That We Haven't Got More Of Than Any Other Country Ever Had On The Face Of The Earth-and Yet We've Got People Starving. We'll Hold The Distinction Of Being The Only Nation In The History Of The World That Ever Went To The Poor House In An Automobile.

Heroing Is One Of The Shortest-lived Professions There Is.