I Grew Up In A Pretty Gay

My Job Is To Say, 'this Is How I See The World. Do You Agree?'

If There Was No Internet, My Career Would Have Ended In 1995.

It's Not Like Someday My Kid's Gonna Be Standing Over My Grave, And Somebody's Gonna Hang Her A Folded Flag And Say, "you Know What? This Is 'cause He Did 24 Hours Straight On Twitter." But It's Just One Of Those Little Personal Victories, Like, "i Wonder If I Can Do This." And I Did It. A Stupid Goal, But I Accomplished It. Life's All About...for Me, At Least...having Very Stupid Achievable Goals. That Way, You Always Feel Like A Winner.

I Liked Hockey, And I Still Like Hockey.

In My Spare Time, I Smoke Acres Of Weed.