I Got Sober Because I Was Worried

I'm Making Plans To Go Away For A Month To Focus On My Sobriety And To Continue My Life In Recovery. Please Enjoy Making Fun Of Me On The World Wide Web.

The Goal Is To Have To Do The Shot Again Because The Camera Guy Shook A Little Bit As He Was Laughing. Without That Happening, I'm Not Happy Because There's Nothing Better For Me Than A World That Everybody's Just Trying To Make Each Other Laugh.

I'm Glad That Life Isn't Like A Christmas Song, Because If My Friends And I Were Building A Snowman And It Suddenly Came Alive When We Put A Hat On It, I'd Probably Freak And Stab It To Death With An Icicle.

I Was Like: I'm Going To Ask Her [julia Roberts] Out But I'm Going To Be Very Nervous About It. Then She Said Yes, I Got Even More Nervous.

Chandler's The Guy Everybody Thinks Will Do Well With Women, But He Thinks Too Much And Says The Wrong Thing.