I Was Like: I'm Going To Ask

As For My Personal Life, I'd Love To Start A Family Of My Own. I Think I'd Make A Great Dad, And I Think Shortly I Would Make A Great Husband.

I'm A Sensitive Guy. If You Are A Woman And You're In Any Kind Of Emotional Duress And You Write A Song About It, I'll Buy You Album.

They Say That Women Like A Man Who Can Make Them Laugh, And I Find That If You Can Make A Woman Laugh On The First And Second Dates, Then You're Doing Well.

I Don't Need To Be Reminded That I Was On 'friends.' I Remember - Some Of It, Anyway.

I'm Glad That Life Isn't Like A Christmas Song, Because If My Friends And I Were Building A Snowman And It Suddenly Came Alive When We Put A Hat On It, I'd Probably Freak And Stab It To Death With An Icicle.