I Cannot Tell You What Hotel I'm

I Went To The Airport, I Put My Bag In The X-ray Machine, I Found Out My Bag Has Cancer. It Only Has Six More Months To Hold Stuff.

I Met This Girl, She Was An Actress, And She Gave Me Her Number. It Started With 555.

Bologna Is A Deli Meat For People With Eyes.

I Spilled Some Vodka On The Carpet, And I Vacuumed It Up, And The Vacuum Got Drunk. I Had To Take The Hoover To Detox.

I Have No Problem Not Listening To The Temptations.