Well, I Was Lost But Now I

I Got Some Tartar-control Toothpaste A While Back. I've Still Got Tartar, But It's Under Control.

All These Jokes Have Been Pre-approved As Funny By Me.

Sometimes I Get Really Lonely. Especially When I'm Throwing A Frisbee.

I Was Going To Get My Teeth Whitened, But I Said, "i'll Just Get A Tan Instead."

I Had A Bag Of Fritos, They Were Texas Grilled Fritos. These Fritos Had Grill Marks On Them. They Remind Me Of Summer, When We Used To Fire Up The Barbeque And Throw Down Some Fritos. I Can Still See My Dad With The Apron On. Better Flip That Frito, Dad, You Know How I Like It.