Well, I Was Lost But Now I

I Saw Soda Pop For $1.20 A Six Pack. That Price Messes With Your Head. You Start Thinking You're Gonna Sell Soda Pop. Suddenly I've Got Packs Of Pop With Me. "looking To Buy Some Pop? 50 Cents A Can. It's Not Refrigerated Because This Is A Half-assed Commitment!"

I Like It When You Reach Into A Vending Machine To Grab Your Candy Bar, And That Flap Goes Up To Block You From Reaching Up? That's A Good Invention. Before That, It Was Hard Times For The Vending Machine Owners. "yeah, What Candy Bar Are You Getting?" "that One, And Every One On The Bottom Row!"

I Think Foosball Is A Combination Of Soccer And Shish Kabobs.

Here's A Thought For Sweat Shop Owners: Air Conditioning. Problem Solved.

I'm Into Carpooling, Because Sometimes My Car Gets Hot And Needs To Refresh Itself.