I Hate It When My Hair Is

I've Decided That Perhaps I'm Bulimic And Just Keep Forgetting To Purge.

I Get In Fewer Arguments When I'm Alone.

I Think We Need A 12-step Group For Non-stop Talkers. We're Going To Call It On And On Anon.

I'm Thankful That My Memory Is Good Because My Vision Is Going.

There Are Really Only So Many Foods And So Many Ways You Can Prepare Them.