I Froze In Time! And I Thought,

Basically, I Think You Need Two Things To Get By In This World: A Sense Of Humor And The Ability To Laugh When Your Ego Is Destroyed.

Being Famous Is Not The Same As Being Important. A Lot Of Important People Aren't Famous, And A Lot Of Famous People Aren't Important.

It's About The Time I Was Riding My Motorcycle, Going Down A Mountain Road At 150 Miles An Hour, Playing My Guitar.

What's In That Pipe That He's Smoking?

You Teach Kids How To Succeed When They Successfully Foil The Educational System.