I Found Out About Jonathan Winters Death

What Do Japanese Jews Love To Eat? Hebrew National Tsunami.

I'd Like To Have A Kid, But I'd Probably Get A Frank Sinatra Jr. Instead Of A Gilbert Gottfried Jr. I'd Totally Screw Up Like That.

With Me, Traveling For Work Is Arriving At The Airport, Checking Into The Hotel, Leaving The Hotel The Next Morning At 4 Or 5 To Do Something Like 'the Jimmy And Jackie Captain Crazy Morning Zoo,' Doing A Bunch Of Those In A Row, Then Going Back To The Hotel, And Then Finally Going To The Club.

If They'd Wanted A Nice Parrot, They Wouldn't Have Asked For Me.

I Wanted To Be A Brain Surgeon, But I Had A Bad Habit Of Dropping Things.