I Would Show Up At A Party

I'm Used To Explaining To People Why My Jokes Were Funny.

At The Last Supper How Come No One Sat On The Other Side Of The Table? See, I Think Originally There Were People Sitting On The Other Side But Those Were The People Going, You Know, The Air Conditioning Hits Me Right On The Back On The Neck.

Every Time You Open The Paper Now, There Seems To Be Another Celebrity Getting Arrest For Masturbation. First, It Was Peewee Herman And Then George Michael. If Masturbation's A Crime, I Should Be On Death Row.

If You Have The Old Testament At Home, If You Flip The Corner Pages, You Can See Jesus Riding A Horse.

Comedy Historians Take Note: This Gottfried Character Doesn't Have The Best Eye For Detail - And, For A Jew, He Doesn't Have The Best Eye For Retail, Either.