I Found A Way For Her To

Everytime I Go To Vegas, I Seem To Incur Some Kind Of Fine.

I Have Gay Friends, I Support Gay Rights, I Have Nothing Against The Gay Community, But When I See Two Guys Kissing, I Think It's Gross. And, By The Way, It's Gross When 99% Of Straight People Do It, Too.

The Point Of Drinking In Moderation Is That Sometimes You Don't Drink In Moderation.

'course The World Of Sports Takes Itself Way Too Serious. Sports Writers Are All High And Mighty.

Frank Sebastiano Is A Real Write. He Has Two Emmys, One From 'snl' And The Other From 'the Chris Rock Show' . The Only Award I Have Is An Fm-mmy.