Everytime I Go To Vegas, I Seem

And Now It Looks Like I'm Probably Going To Shoot A Movie That I Wrote. I Got The Money To Do It, And I Would Star And All, Because Of Being On Howard.

In Hollywood, There Is Another Name For A Woman's 40th Birthday Party, It's A Retirement Party.

Comedians, We're Just People Who Whine. But We Happen To Be Funny When We Whine.

You Know How Screwed Up Censorship Is, Two Girls Just Agreed To Make Out Naked In Front Of Their Fathers, And We Went Wait, Don't Curse.

It's Good To Be Alive.