Everytime I Go To Vegas, I Seem

When You're On The Road A Lot, You're In Perpetual Search Of A Good Night's Sleep.

The Point Of Drinking In Moderation Is That Sometimes You Don't Drink In Moderation.

Well I Have A Drug History And A Public Drinking Problem And I Am Not The Healthiest Guy. So They Just Ran That I Died Of A Drug Overdose.

For A Degenerate Like Me, Vegas Is Like A Walk Down Memory Lane. Last Time I Went To Vegas, I Went To My Old Coke Dealer's Kid's Bar Mitzvah.

In Hollywood, There Is Another Name For A Woman's 40th Birthday Party, It's A Retirement Party.