I Find It A Bit Sad That

My Web Site Is So Fresh. The Paint Is Still Wet, But Stay Tuned, Because I Have Lots Of Personal Things, Specifically About What Is Happening Day-to-day, That I Will Keep Updating Daily.

I Grew Up In Chicago, And There Was Always Snow. In Los Angeles There Never Was, So We Would Always Import Snow!

In A Cornball Way, I Think Being A Celebrity Is About Making A Difference, Too.

I Have A Guinness Book Of World Records Entry As The Most-watched Person On Television; Now I Have A New Entry As The Only Man Who Has A Crab Named After Him.

If You Stand Still Long Enough, You'll Get Stuck.