The Talent That I Was Blessed With

If You're Not In The Game, You Can't Hit A Home Run.

I Grew Up In Chicago, And There Was Always Snow. In Los Angeles There Never Was, So We Would Always Import Snow!

I Think That Without Sushi There Would Be No David Hasselhoff, Because Sushi Is Like The Perfect Way Of Describing The Insides Of David Hasselhoff. He Is Like A Protein, Clean And Easy. That's How I Feel About Myself.

I'm Six Foot Four, An All-american Guy, And Handsome And Talented As Well!

The Problem With Me Is That Nothing Embarrasses Me.